Sunday, December 23, 2007

Festivus Bunnies

Even Google is getting into the Festivus spirit, but they don't mention the great threat that bunnies pose to your annual Festivus celebration.

Last year, bunnies invaded my home during Festivus, desecrated the pole (I won't go into details, but it wasn't pretty), aired their own grievances (who asked them??) and then bested all of us in feats of strength.

This year I have armed guards stationed at the doors to ward off rabbit attacks, but I'm shocked that Google doesn't help out by warning about it as well. Google, do your part! Do no evil and all that, right?

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Current Status: Trace Bunny Levels

We are currently detecting trace levels of bunnies throughout this corner of the Internet.

I would recommend proceeding with extreme caution. Even trace bunny levels can be fatal if you are ill-equipped to handle them (and if you're a typical Internet person, I have to assume your equipping is most ill indeed.)

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007


Hi and welcome and so on.

I tried this once before but then the bunnies attacked, and it was over before it even began. It was a swarm of angry bunnies and they bashed my face in with blunt carrots.

It was brutal.

Hopefully this instance will be less bunny-filled and more full of happiness and awesome. Please join me in wishing me a pleasant blogging adventure, free of rabbits and other attackers.