Even Google is getting into the Festivus spirit, but they don't mention the great threat that bunnies pose to your annual Festivus celebration.
Last year, bunnies invaded my home during Festivus, desecrated the pole (I won't go into details, but it wasn't pretty), aired their own grievances (who asked them??) and then bested all of us in feats of strength.
This year I have armed guards stationed at the doors to ward off rabbit attacks, but I'm shocked that Google doesn't help out by warning about it as well. Google, do your part! Do no evil and all that, right?